Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 02, 2020

Isn’t that Bleeb’s friend?

Anticipating

I believe he’d like to sit on your popcorn.

At least the ants won’t carry Covid-19. They have anty-bodies!

Man: Nah it’s available

Ant: Great. whistles out to his wife. Babe we got an available seat. You can bring in the kids

wife comes along with 2 million little ants

At least he brought his own popcorn.

Maybe he participated insects scenes in this film.

They ususally dont ask.

If it’s as dark as theaters usually are, he’ll just wonder why that piece of popcorn is moving.

Nope. That seat is still there. Nobody has taken it anywhere.

It’s a double feature. The ants should come in two by two.

“Them”

What do you wanna bet that ant snuck in and didn’t buy a ticket?