Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2020

Hey! Keep it Kenny G-rated, Dan!!!

Too much sax and violins these days.

I’m not the only one that is thoroughly vexed by Kenny G. hold music?

The anti-trombone crowd is just around the corner. Better warn Lennie Peterson…

Yeah, down with reed players. Brass is best!

Those anti-saxers are going to be infected with the flutes.

somebody needs to be bop some sense into them…

Kids need to be taught safe sax.

A counter-protest sign promotes the three R’s “Reedin’ Rites Rhythm!”

Thanks for clarinet up

“Never Mind” Roseanna Roseanna Dana

Considered the devil’s instrument at one time.

I’m only into snake jazz.

Don’t take that bari-tone with me!

Those saxophonists can really push some buttons!

I don’t like the tenor of this conversation. They need to scale back their anger and bari their differences.

“…Earl Scruggs is going the other way.”

Please go to Portland and displace those “protestors”….!

Next up, Anti Laxxers. “No laxatives. Leave it in God’s hands.”

When you thought you saw and heard it all….YA DIDNT!

A little jab with a saxophone every few years is all you need.

I’m not surprised, people will find pretty much anything to protest about these days.

Paul Desmond’s spinning in his grave!

Too many people, blowing their own horns.

But they make a LOT more sense than the other ’anti" clowns