Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 17, 2020

That’s yesterday’s milk.

I’m sorry to have to tell you. but your milk has expired.

We have a case of missing Link, I mean missing milk.

I’ve heard of Vanishing Cream, but Vanishing milk??

Meta-milk anyone?

Soon, Jesus’ picture on the Egg Nog cartons.

Duh!

The cream container only shows half a carton.

If it had gone bad, would the picture be on the post office wall?

For most of the country, the “Have you seen me” milk cartons only lasted a few years. They weren’t really working, but were causing kids anxiety every morning at breakfast. Yet the trope lives on.

It’s not gone, it’s just curdled up on the sofa.

Blazek went with a different head sizing template today : > ]

No doubt taken by a cereal offender.

Love the recursion. As my first computer graphics project (way back when), I made an “If you can draw this matchbook” cover for a book of matches as a fake Famous Matchbook Artist School ad, with a similar recursion. I distributed hundreds of them from a tobacco booth at a Renaissance Faire in southern California. Not sure anyone noticed but I had my fun.

Whatever you do, don’t put the empty carton in the fridge.

This comic is terrible! (Well, yes, it did get an audible chuckle out of me. What of it?)