Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2020

Maybe they could “outsorts” it to Pastis.

“But what about numerical?“

“That’s not a sort. That’s an order.”

“So, you’ve got numerical?”

“No, we’re out of order, too.”

hope they can sort it out soon…

LOL! It seems like a lot of places are still like this one.

Well, I’m out of my mind. Be back tomorrow (maybe).

There might be more on the next truck.

How about FIFO or LIFO? Not even random?

Apparently, they had a limited selection to begin with.

Now I’m Out of Sorts that she’s Out of Sorts that he’s Out of Sorts.

How bout FIFO then?

You are out of All sorts? . Darn i really wanted some licorice.

That’s sort of disappointing.

comparison, insertion, selection, merge, heapsort, bubble sort… lots more

The motto for their customer service.

They’re running out of everything these days.

Like ammo…..click “in stock”, results……ZERO

I like telling people to line up alphabetically by height.

What sort of people do they hire here anyway?