Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 10, 2022

Santa does not need those pills since he is magical.

Growing up Catholic, I loved the Measuring of the @ss on the third day of the Advent Calendar.

Betcha Fritzi gets a call from Child Services for letting Nancy go up on the roof by herself.

And just like that, Nancy’s on the Naughty List.

I know you’re concerned, Nancy…but this may not be the best way to show that concern!

Nancy should be the last person to engage in fat-shaming.

Nancy wants to make sure Santa can fit down her chimney

Just the fact dat Nancy got up close and “personal” with Santa, doesn’t mean he’ll take doz pills!

How does Santa go up and down all those chimneys and still keep his suit soot-free?

Must have taken her advice… have you noticed the Santas are getting skinnier lately?

Maybe Nancy should grease the inside of the chimney

Butt someone should have made a butt joke as Nancy measured Santa’s butt.

Heck, I more concerned that Nancy has access to a big bottle of dexedrines!

Nancy’s liable to get a lump of coal in her stocking.

Practical girl, but do keep your hands off the big guy’s butt.

Not the real Santa girly. Or maybe he is, you will never know. He is part light elf so he has magick powers.