My first year in college my roommate completely decimated my colored Marker set. Then he told me I needed to get a new set because they were used up. I hadn’t used them once lol. I just shook my head and said okay and left it at that.
At PSU, we were stuck with ‘that’ roommate for a semester. We had tri-semesters back then 12 total senester). I went thru 10 roommates. Two of the semesters, both in spring, I had my own room. I was really unlucky with roommates.
Hey wait…..do you think that maybe…..? Nahhhhhhhhh. :)
It’s Wednesday and another rerun, so cartoon boy is still on vacation. That’s okay, as long as he finishes re-staining my Gazebo. Welp… on with entertaining ourselves.
So this guy takes the bus downtown to his office, and his bus stop is still one block from his building. Walking that block to his office takes him past an asylum with this ten-foot tall wooden privacy fence that runs the length of the block. While walking down the sidewalk, he can hear some guy on the other side keeping up with him as he walks. All he can hear is: “nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.” He can’t really see between the fence boards, but thinks to himself, “hmm, he must be speaking German”, and he keeps walking. Finally, at the end of the fence, he sees a knothole in one of the boards and stops to look through it. All of a sudden, he gets a finger poked in his eye from the other side… and he hears: “ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten!”
allen@home over 4 years ago
That gal has a problem. Time to find a new roommate Holly.
Leojim over 4 years ago
My first year in college my roommate completely decimated my colored Marker set. Then he told me I needed to get a new set because they were used up. I hadn’t used them once lol. I just shook my head and said okay and left it at that.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
She should be tested for OCD.
eromlig over 4 years ago
It took four to wipe the sarcasm off her face. Either that, or Bleeb took off with them. (Could be why he isn’t here today…)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Go directly to the housing office. Do not pass Registry. Do not visit the bursar to check on your scholarship. Go directly to housing.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Your choice, 4 tissues, or snot allover the rug!
Back to Big Mike over 4 years ago
That’s because she’s at U of M. She would be with a better class of students at Michigan State.
derdave969 over 4 years ago
Captain Queeg’s niece goes to college.
danholt over 4 years ago
Is her last name Queeg?
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
At PSU, we were stuck with ‘that’ roommate for a semester. We had tri-semesters back then 12 total senester). I went thru 10 roommates. Two of the semesters, both in spring, I had my own room. I was really unlucky with roommates.
Hey wait…..do you think that maybe…..? Nahhhhhhhhh. :)
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
You could avoid this problem by switching to handkerchiefs.
jbduncan over 4 years ago
You miscounted, I put them back after I used them.
Bob Blumenfeld over 4 years ago
I want to know how she put them back last night that they’re so neat this morning.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Definitely need to social distance from her
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s Wednesday and another rerun, so cartoon boy is still on vacation. That’s okay, as long as he finishes re-staining my Gazebo. Welp… on with entertaining ourselves.
So this guy takes the bus downtown to his office, and his bus stop is still one block from his building. Walking that block to his office takes him past an asylum with this ten-foot tall wooden privacy fence that runs the length of the block. While walking down the sidewalk, he can hear some guy on the other side keeping up with him as he walks. All he can hear is: “nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.” He can’t really see between the fence boards, but thinks to himself, “hmm, he must be speaking German”, and he keeps walking. Finally, at the end of the fence, he sees a knothole in one of the boards and stops to look through it. All of a sudden, he gets a finger poked in his eye from the other side… and he hears: “ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten!”
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Are we gonna have issues that require tissues?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Time to look for a room off campus. Hurry!
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Move now before it’s too late…….
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Cry me a river.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You’ve been quarantined too long when you start counting the tissues in the box. Although this is pre-pandemic, it’s appropriate these days.
Spacetech over 4 years ago
Where are their masks?
tinstar over 4 years ago
Oh, cry me a river. Uh, wait, you don’t have quite enough tissues.
abraxas over 4 years ago
I’d say she passed her OCD test.