Close to Home by John McPherson for September 18, 2020

Ya sure you do dude. By the way how’s the Porsche running.

Another from the pre-Bleeb era.

The aligner companies are taking a bite out of their fortunes now.

At least around here the hospitals have bought up about all of the doctor’s practices and now the doctors are just employees of the hospitals with a set salary. The dentists are still owners of their practice. So if you want to make money comparable to an ambulance chaser you need to be a dentist instead of a doctor.

Looks like his Elvis suit is yellowing with age…

Feels like salt was just poured into my open wounded savings account. Yesterday I paid the $2700 bill for one tooth — root canal and crown. Checked other options and the only cheaper one was to yank it.

I think over my life to date I have the $$ equivalent of a 2020 SUV in my mouth.

Then there’s this guy…https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/17/us/alaska-dentist-hoverboard-sentencing-trnd/index.html

Brace yourself. Here comes the bill.

The girl holding the grapes sure has a big belly button!

Hey as long as there’s a hot gal feeding me grapes before the actual appointment……

Hey, no body shaming. You’ll go viral

I wonder how much the serving girl gets, per hour?

Finally! It’s Friday, and I think cartoon boy is almost finished cleaning my pool. On with some self entertainin’ and some wisdoms for consideratin’…

I once saw it written, that you should never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes. Mm-hmm.

Ya know, I’ve never really been ashamed of my overbite after all.

No wonder he doing so well. In this comic everybody’s teeth are terrible, they all need braces.

Dr. Liberace I s’ppose?

It’s good thing Bleeb’s not around, wouldn’t want him to be exposed to such garishness.

I had to brace myself for this one.

The valet parking helps us cover costs.

Is this an Orthodontist or the late Hugh Hefner’s office?