The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 18, 2020

LOL!

Maybe a few Tums too.

Somebody’s not going to get a tip.

I want a barf bag.

Yep. That’s usually how some people order.

In the last panel, he looks like he’s trying to decide whether to drop the lettuce so he can a second.

I’ve got to admit, those chili-fries are hard to pass up. Here’s a tip for the waitress; she missed her calling in life, her work experience alone would qualify her as a nutritionist.

Never a diet drink, they’re bad for you

“No, not Diet Coke. Beer”!

happy national cheeseburger day, America

As if he has nothing to lose!

And Super Size it!

And a Butterfinger

A man’s sandwich

Yeah, lady – it’s called “putting the calories where they’ll do the most good”…what’s it to ya’???

Of course……

Thanks for helping me make my lunch plans!

We all need to make sacrifices when it comes to food choices

When I eat an artery-clogging meal, I wash it down with Diet 7UP. :-)

Lettuce, Tomato and avocado, it doesn’t get any healthier than that.

I didn’t realize it’s comedy night.

I can understand him ordering this after what Gladys cooked yesterday.

I’ll have everything he said, except the actual burger and fries!

Would you like a angiopathy with that?

Well duh. That’s what cancels the food calories.

No diet coke, just pie.

Make that a Light Beer please.

I’d replace the avocado with fried onions. Don’t want to go overboard with the green stuff.

…and a small green salad in a saucer.

Ironically, I used to order diet Coke, back when I went to fast food restaurants. It was not a means of deluding myself into thinking I was being a tad healthy, but rather, because it was less filling than regular soda.

Anybody else remember Sniglets?

https://www.google.com/search?&q=countersaurus+sniglet

Woo I can’t even eat french fires since I tend to throw up, I can’t handle soda anymore and I can barely eat a cheeseburger since I now have stomach pain. I wish I was younger I want to get rid of my stomach pain.