Close to Home by John McPherson for September 22, 2020

Bleeb get out from under that truck before they move it. Would hate to see you get run over.

Welcome back, John! We missed Bleeb. And, uh, you…

Best seats in the house!

Sumo wrestlers are going to need bigger toilet seats than that! That would be like sitting on a Cheerio to them!

I wounder if the seats install with VELCRO®. They will have to be changed after every use.

Shouldn’t he be happy to see them?

Hmm and these guys eat a lot….

Does anyone remember Big Ass© Comics?

Where “take a load off” means something very different…

What’s with the upright standing bug?

Bleeb’s back!

‘Cause every Sumo has a delicate tushy! You oughta see the way they approach the toidie when they gotta do their bidness. They do that hand-on-leg-one-high-step-at-a-time walk. Seriously! I’m not jokin’! Okay, I’m jokin’! But, I could totally see that. Probably why Bleeb is under the truck… no gettie squashie!

And now, some more wisdoms from Grampa…

Grampa once told me: “boy, you don’t need to do a better job, you just need better P.R. on the job you do!”

But I didn’t… I don’t… I’m not… ahhh heck, I just couldn’t argue with that one!

I remember those stupid Soft toilet seats. They were nice, but they never lasted very long at all.

I’ll take a regular heated seat any day. My butt’s already soft enough but it HATES a cold seat.

No one is going to pick on this guy about his “man bun!” :)

Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

Since Sumo wrestlers are so use to squatting, why would they need toilet seats.

Love the name of the Academy. Just missing that t to end it.

I’m trying to figure out the workmen’s path. They appear to go from the truck to the sidewalk, down onto the grass, then turn 180º to go up the little ramp back to the sidewalk.

Sumos are bigger than that guy.