Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2020

Quite a few hours, actually, and you end up fixing yourself.

There’s no end in sight.

It’s more of a maintenance process than a one-and-done.

your guess is as good as hours

…I don’t know who your therapist is…

…butt I don’t think that you are supposed to be on the couch butt naked…

…(except on Line in the back Thursday…

…exclusions may apply…

…generously)…

…I think being fixed is for another profession…

…have you tried confession?…

…yet, another lost art…

…Father I have fon…

…nah…

…I won’t go there…

…I wouldn’t join a church that would have me as a member…

….[ I hate it when spell check finishes my joke for me]…

You have a pack of rats here who all want to help.

Lend a helping hand, handy man can

It’s really a bit like cleaning a clock. You just need to take out all the gears and escapement and polish them up a bit, remove any foreign matter, and put it all back together. The therapist is only there to be a tarp and a table onto which you can place parts. Sometimes, they will also provide a tool set, but don’t count on it.

Or, small engine repair if you are in a hurry. Don’t forget your de-gumming spray and feeler gauges.

High maintenance…..sometimes they open a can of worms…and maybe Pandora’s box….OY!

If you can’t fix yourself you are in a fix.

I find most problems are solved if you avoid everyone, covid can be a blessing.

Tried therapy once … couldn’t stop staring at that oversized clock … then I found FA …

and now I’m blinking, blinking, blinking …!

That piano keyboard needs to be disinfected COVID 19 or no COVID 19.

Our new puppy was really happy when we told him he was going to get fixed.

It may take several hours, I fear. Basically, it is a Never-Ending Tale of woe told by yourself, to yourself, with the therapist sitting nearby to take your money for having had the privilege of talking to yourself….

Could I perhaps interest you in some clothing, while we’re at it?

Baslim the Beggar with a Premium Member, made a good suggestion about 19 hours ago

I fear that our complaints will fall on ears deaf to anything but the sound of money.

Time for a GoFundMe for Teresa so she can set up Frog Applause on her own web site.

More work for her, less restrictions, possibly.

I wonder who else will be getting the ax?

I would kick in for that. T. will need to allow ads in order to be sustainable.

It hurts to set you free, but you’ll never follow me.

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If only…

I recommend we meet twice a week for the next 50 years. I’m still making payments on my third Lamborghini.