Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2020

Wasn’t Beauty Bark Black Beauty’s faithful canine companion?

Oy

I’m all torn up.

Nice compliment. Thank you very mulch….

That really choked me up. Give me a minute to compost myself.

I’d never heard of beauty bark, let alone miniature beauty bark.

Yeah, Chip wood make something like that.

Any berries to go with that bark? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callicarpa

My beautiful dog resents that use of the term.

Is that like bark-o-mulch? Never heard of it.

Is this supposed to be humus?

I think he’s barkin’ up the wrong tree.