Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2020

…and what happened to that frog that was in here?

A count? Ability.

“It’s a job I can get my teeth into!”

As far as I know he can’t count above 10.

Because of a simple mathematical formula involving blood count and population.

He responds, “Let me count the ways!”

And him with four fingers …

Doesn’t he already help you guys out every ten years? (Good grief, why isn’t he already in charge of running the whole thing?)

I vant to explain….blah blah blah…..

He has decades of experience doing nothing more than counting. He is painfully accurate. It’s all he does.

Good question

It might take him 10 years to complete the census, though, as he often pauses to laugh.

“Just like the government I want to find more people who still have something remaining that can be drained so I can survive.”

If you can’t count on the Count, who can you count on besides your fingers and toes?