Be careful – too many visits and it will give you the cold shoulder.
Close the door — the Miracle Whip is dressing!
Looks like the more he eats, the longer his arms need to be.
I’m guessing that means you need to close it often.
Just never try eating anything bigger than your head.
Sounds like a feeding frendzy.
I’m in the same relationship with my fridge!
Given his appearance, his next visit is going to be a hospital.
He needs to give it the cold shoulder.
Remember to thank The Messiah.
LET ’ER RIP!
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finkd about 4 years ago
Be careful – too many visits and it will give you the cold shoulder.
eromlig about 4 years ago
Close the door — the Miracle Whip is dressing!
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Looks like the more he eats, the longer his arms need to be.
uniquename about 4 years ago
I’m guessing that means you need to close it often.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Just never try eating anything bigger than your head.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Sounds like a feeding frendzy.
Nala the Great about 4 years ago
I’m in the same relationship with my fridge!
Buckeye67 about 4 years ago
Given his appearance, his next visit is going to be a hospital.
Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago
He needs to give it the cold shoulder.
braindead Premium Member about 4 years ago
Remember to thank The Messiah.
LET ’ER RIP!