Herman by Jim Unger for October 02, 2020

Is the product designed to improve your flexibility or reduce your appetite?

Makes his hands smell bad to spoil his appetite?

I hope he doesn’t have a hole in his sock. That would be too embarrassing.

Oh, there’s nothing in the box, you just can’t eat bent over like that.

Or you could just rest your feet in the bucket of potato salad

He must have hoof and mouth disease.

A new diet regimen?

The best exercise for weight loss is to put both hands on the edge of the table and push.

It will make everyone else at the table lose their appetites, must be a cost-savings idea.

Ewwww

he’ll be dining alone for awhile

If you run out before you can get the prescription refilled, you can go to the clown’s place and ask for their special sauce.

Waiter! This guy at the next table is making me sick…

It’s for his feet, but a weight loss product for his wife.

Harvesting toe jam.

Sounds about right———

“…and then repeat, ’There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.’”…

“ How revolting “, I thought as I scratched myself with my fork, mid meal.

at least it’s not a suppository…

This one was my favorite, 35 years ago. I still use it as a joke.