Unfortunately, half of us are satisfied with the Joe Isuzu, Larry The Cable Guy, vaudeville “comic”, Alfred E. Neuman, Benito Mussolini, Charles Lindbergh amalgam thrust upon us by the “Finger On The National Pulse” cabal known jocularly as the “Electoral College”.
Trump is lying again – telling us not to worry about Covid-19. So what if it kills 4 times what the flu does. So what if it leaves you still disabled for a long time after “recovery.” So what if it may cause permanent organ damage and an ultimate premature death.. Don’t panic.
If you get the disease, you will be whisked away by helicopter to a top-line medical facility for FREE medical care and then returned home to your in-residence hospital to be looked after by top medical professionals ALL at taxpayer expense.
ONLY 210,000 people have died because they were brave enough to follow Trump’s advice and not let the virus “dominate” their lives. They’re all in their graves now. They sure showed the virus who’s boss. Their loved ones, I am sure, are accepting Trump’s advice with glee.
Trump now refuses to do tracking for his Rose Garden event. Plausible deniability for the additional deaths he’s still causing. We can’t allow those numbers to become public knowledge because they will make Trump look bad. He’s never taken responsibility for anything but knowing that he, personally, though his own negligence, caused people to die is something even he would have a tough time “fake newsing” out of.
I love the randomly pulling on the levers of government in a “what does this do” fashion. It makes for great comedy. Also whatever happened to draining the swamp? All he did was replace the crocodiles and cause a major backup in the judiciary.
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yeah, but where are you gonna find one of those?
(JK)
Farside99 about 4 years ago
We know you’d really prefer Xi Jinping.
pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago
Why is the word ‘egotistical’ just hanging there?
RAGs about 4 years ago
He IS a qualified egotistical, narcissistic bigot.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
That’s Buttercup. One guy for all types, and all for nothing.
eromlig about 4 years ago
Jeff must use a letterer who had some good stuff…
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 4 years ago
The sad thing is in the last election, we had a person who worked in the White House, worked in the Senate and worked with world leaders.
But since some people could say why they ‘didn’t like her’, here we are.
david Premium Member about 4 years ago
Moderately?
rbenbow about 4 years ago
I go to the comics to escape the political drama. I hope this is not a trend!!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago
His acolytes are sooo proud. He went to the hospital sick and arose again in 3 days. Alleluia! In reality, he wasn’t wanted by Heaven or HELL!!
Peter Gordon about 4 years ago
Must be talking about Hiden Biden.
Autological about 4 years ago
I prefer comics that aren’t so bluntly politically unfunny. Bad case of TDS. Boooooring!
rodney about 4 years ago
I agree. Unfortunately people without those “qualities” don’t run for President.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Unfortunately, half of us are satisfied with the Joe Isuzu, Larry The Cable Guy, vaudeville “comic”, Alfred E. Neuman, Benito Mussolini, Charles Lindbergh amalgam thrust upon us by the “Finger On The National Pulse” cabal known jocularly as the “Electoral College”.
dflak about 4 years ago
I like a president that doesn’t kill people.
Trump is lying again – telling us not to worry about Covid-19. So what if it kills 4 times what the flu does. So what if it leaves you still disabled for a long time after “recovery.” So what if it may cause permanent organ damage and an ultimate premature death.. Don’t panic.
If you get the disease, you will be whisked away by helicopter to a top-line medical facility for FREE medical care and then returned home to your in-residence hospital to be looked after by top medical professionals ALL at taxpayer expense.
ONLY 210,000 people have died because they were brave enough to follow Trump’s advice and not let the virus “dominate” their lives. They’re all in their graves now. They sure showed the virus who’s boss. Their loved ones, I am sure, are accepting Trump’s advice with glee.
Trump now refuses to do tracking for his Rose Garden event. Plausible deniability for the additional deaths he’s still causing. We can’t allow those numbers to become public knowledge because they will make Trump look bad. He’s never taken responsibility for anything but knowing that he, personally, though his own negligence, caused people to die is something even he would have a tough time “fake newsing” out of.
mrluke00 about 4 years ago
I prefer comics that are amusing and funny, unfortunately once again you have missed the mark Stahler , with your political bias
sandflea about 4 years ago
So do I.
Old Man River about 4 years ago
That beats Biden, or Hillary.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Don’t forget “Ignorant super-spreader”.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
I love the randomly pulling on the levers of government in a “what does this do” fashion. It makes for great comedy. Also whatever happened to draining the swamp? All he did was replace the crocodiles and cause a major backup in the judiciary.
seahagg22 about 4 years ago
I prefer comics without your political opinions…….unfollow!!!
Stat_man99 about 4 years ago
Then you didn’t like Bill Clinton or Barack Obama?
chinadad99 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Or if they are all of those things, at least do a better job of hiding it…
stallion76 almost 4 years ago
Must be talking about Obama.