F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 01, 2020

Oh, don’t worry — everyone else will notice.

So business as usual.

Guy tells the Dr. he passes gas all the time but it doesn’t make any noise or smell. The Dr. tells him, “You need a hearing aid and a nasal irrigation.”

Better out than in…

…and don’t forget your pants…

Hammock-testing is a job?

That happens fart too often.

Get a job with the gas company, no one will notice.

Then do it formally, not casually.

Let ’er rip!