Years ago, when DH and I were young and beautiful, we went to a party given by his young, pretty, single, co-worker. She keep him supplied with drinks. He drank them. I drove us home, and he raved about her for several miles, and said he wanted to marry her. I laughed and gave him the same speech Elmont just received. DH seemed very sad about that. To this day, he doesn’t remember any of it. He never drank that much again, either. Let’s see…that will be 34 years ago this Christmas.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Damn bigamy laws!
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Sooo, what are you wearing? And speak slowly!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Cat fishing, old school. There’s no fool like an old fool. What a tool. (yeah I know, but it’s Thursday and I don’t want to go to work yet.)
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Ah, the myriad wonders of the internet! :D
summerdog about 4 years ago
Years ago, when DH and I were young and beautiful, we went to a party given by his young, pretty, single, co-worker. She keep him supplied with drinks. He drank them. I drove us home, and he raved about her for several miles, and said he wanted to marry her. I laughed and gave him the same speech Elmont just received. DH seemed very sad about that. To this day, he doesn’t remember any of it. He never drank that much again, either. Let’s see…that will be 34 years ago this Christmas.
jakko1 about 4 years ago
DH ?
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
“Homeless humor” is an ethical minefield.
johnec about 4 years ago
Meet in Vegas? How ya’ gettin’ there, Elmont? Hitchin’?
I’ve picked up my share of hitchhikers – but none of them were going to Vegas.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 4 years ago
My two very fave characters. They cover it all.
RonaldByrd about 4 years ago
“I’m actually fully clothed”
Well, if she’s (A) homeless and vulnerable to the elements and/or (B) in a public library, I would certainly HOPE so.
salunga about 4 years ago
This sounds so much like Zeke and JJ.