Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 03, 2020

“Witch” is frequently due to self denial & procrastination.

“The exercise robots will be here shortly, and the talking birds have agreed to offer words of encouragement.”

“He should do like us and have a closet full of blazers—They’re stylish, and they help hide those extra pounds!”

I’ve never met a cat that cared one way or another about its weight.

I remembered that Tom & Jerry Episode!!

So, the witch doctor is going to cure him by cooking him in that boiling pot and eating him for lunch? Okay.

Stop, Heathcliff! Who’s gonna give Garfield any serious competition now?!

At least the witch doctor knows what he is doing, dancing around Heathcliff. Forget the issue and the point.

Hey, somebody? How can I make an appointment with the diet shaman?

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

A very politically incorrect comic. I like it.

Of course.