Garfield by Jim Davis for November 07, 2020

Well? What are you waiting for, Dog?

“I’m not asking, I’m telling that for my next trick, I’m going to take your assistance”!

New name for Dental Floss – Cat Gut! (Grin!)

That is a rather polite conversation, if there ever was one.

Question, what kind of breed is a mauve colored dog? Because I’d like to get one. “Mauve it on over little dog, rock it on over, because a mean old dog is moving in!” -Hank Williams or George Thorogood

Is it Halloween still ?

‘Cause the dog sounds like he’s a Vampire.

Another one bites the Cat.

Breaking the 3rd wall there. By the way, was that dog ever named?

That’s because barking dogs seldom bite.

I wouldn’t bite him, dog…you might end up with a taste for lasagna and long naps!

Or did you just make a random comment?

Volunteer

said the retired Schutzhund dog.

It would be nice…..

The dog shows no change in expression, I guess he’s waiting for Garfield to make the next move.

How do you feel about cats who smell like lasagna?

Are you sure you want to bite someone as fat and out-of-shape as Garfield, Dog?

He has never had a problem with biting. just the limits of the chain.

Just make it painless.

Old dog is waiting for his new dentures.

you will have a lot of fat to chew on