Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 22, 2020

Norman should be thankful it wasn’t one of the Circus Peanut marshmallows

How ’bout using one of those “reach it” thingys?

What did you think was going to happen when you use Brach’s for projectiles.

I heard that slingshots are illegal here. You’d better be careful.

“How did you end up in the hospital? Well, my dad hit me with some hard candy…”

If you’re going to draw the string back that far, shoot it in the air and see if Norm can catch it in his bag.

Fishing pole, Ralph, fishing pole. And watch the kids jump as high as they can.

My wife wants to use a 6’ ABS tube with a 6" diameter. Just set it up, and slide the treat right into the kid’s treat bag.

Or, its a good technique for keeping trick or treaters away…..

Marshmallow gun. Just saying…

Aim for the head, less damage.

Put a bowl of candy at the end of the driveway.

Along with a “one piece each” sign.

And a Predator drone to encourage good behavior.

Just hard candy. Make sure you have a back-up slingshot.