B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 09, 2020

What are you, a dogfish or something? If you are going to go by looks alone, then you are missing out on a lot.

At first I thought… different species. But… that might make it all that much more fun! Who knows what kind of fillet is inside! (Grin!)

BWOW

I’m not sure if it’s a case of, Catfishing, Bait and switch, or Fish or cut bait here chum.

Yeah, but she’s probably a great catch!

Nothing smelled fishy to you, eh?

SUCKER

Plenty o’ fish in the sea. For the next decade or so …

I knew something smelled fishy….

It happens all the time. I think it was called “blind dates” back in the day. The trouble was, if she was a fox and a perfect 10, I knew “I” was the date “she” was lead to blindly. Sort of put an edge on the evening.(and she wanted to cut me with it.)

I thought you were going to have a “cave fish” or deep ocean dwelling fish which is actually blind…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ5RKG2FqGo

Their official dating site is Plenty Of Fish, and they want to avoid Tinder, obviously.

Well, they may be that grossly slimy for lubrication.

Me thinks she was was the blind date and took that moment to bale.

At least he didn’t get ‘sharked’!

The only worse than overthinking a joke is overthinking a joke that was just okay to begin with…

For a “blind date”, I was expecting a blind cave fish.