Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 14, 2020

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    oompa  about 4 years ago

    Time is relative after all.

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    Tyge  about 4 years ago

    The rule above all rules!

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    charliefarmrhere  about 4 years ago

    I was all for it until it went to no mans land behind the fridge. Even one second there would be too long.

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    anna  about 4 years ago

    Rolled between counter and fridge? Nope, 5 sec rule is voided!

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    Good reminder to clean the fridge cooling fins.

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    alasko  about 4 years ago

    The five second rule is superceded by the five foot rule.

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    jdbligh  about 4 years ago

    What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Of course, that presupposes it doesn’t kill you.

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    I’ve never seen a chocolate chip cookie do that. A double stuff Oreo – yes, they’re more stable.

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    dlkrueger33  about 4 years ago

    This is how he boosts his immune system!

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    lars_doyle  about 4 years ago

    The 5 second rule, an urban myth, has been completely debunked. You don’t even have to drop the food on the floor to pick up bacteria. As soon as you touch the food, the bacteria on your fingers gets on the food.

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    bjballard1  about 4 years ago

    Normally, I would say that’s okay, but this cookie went UNDER the refrigerator! No way! Unless Arlo cleaned under there earlier today, anything under there would be gross, plus covered in cat hair.

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    Olddog1  about 4 years ago

    Wet or dry?

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    >Rummaging in wallet< Here’s a sawbuck, pal. Buy more and a ½ gallon of 2% milk.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    No such rule. And unless you clean under there it will be dirtier than a roll on te floor.

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    david_42  about 4 years ago

    If I get to it before the dogs, it’s mine.

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    JB10000Lakes  about 4 years ago

    Across the floor, OK, but from under the fridge when you own a cat, uh-uh. That thing would have come out from under there the size of a football with fur.

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Some things void the 5 sec rule like in the toilet, in the cat food, in the litter box and definitely any place that collects cat hair.

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    micromos  about 4 years ago

    Just remove the dust bunnnies.

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  about 4 years ago

    Not if it rolled under the fridge.

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    dv1093  about 4 years ago

    That’s me all the time. The older I get, the more I drop things, bump into things, and lose my balance. I guess getting older is better than the alternative.

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    If it was the last cookie, I might amend the five-second rule… a bit… ⏳ ☺

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    33Angel  about 4 years ago

    THAT’S a spicy meatball!!!

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    Thinkingblade  about 4 years ago

    I can remember when I finally made enough money to balance out the guilt of wasting food – to where I would throw that cookie away and get another one. A sweet, sweet moment in my life. Chocolate Macadamia nut as I remember sweet.

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    tiomax  about 4 years ago

    The clock doesn’t start until movement stops! I mean “A rolling stone gathers no moss” right?

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    Ermine Notyours  about 4 years ago

    “It rolled off the table, and onto the floor. And then my poor [cookie] rolled [behind the refrigerator.]”

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Even then, the 5 second only applies if you don’t have a dog.

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    donwestonmysteries  about 4 years ago

    I don’t think the five second rule applies to a cookie when it goes under the refrigerator or the side of it. In that case you have to dust it off with your fingers.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    Fermented cockroach poo and old cat hair never killed anyone, did it?

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    hk Premium Member about 4 years ago

    When I lived in CA it was the 5 second rule, here in Florida we go with the 2 minute rule as long as it doesn’t start moving.

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    Uncle Bob  about 4 years ago

    Hey…Arlo…wrong cookie…

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    RobertaPyle  about 4 years ago

    First brush off the dust bunnies…

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If he is eating it, who cares how long it was on the floor? As long as he didn’t leave it under the fridge, I wouldn’t mind. There would be more fresh ones left for me.

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    Cincoflex  about 4 years ago

    Chocolate Lint, my favorite flavor!

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    Homerville Premium Member about 4 years ago

    7 seconds will be OK.

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    JoHo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    In response to many of the comments today, just blow on it, both sides, then it’s good to eat.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 4 years ago

    “But THAT one was dropped back in one of the Bush administrations.”

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I don’t think so…

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    mafastore  about 4 years ago

    When was the 5 second rule first put forth? I did not hear of it until well into my 20s or 30s (1970s/80s). Rule in my family was if it touched the floor it went out – too bad.

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