Teledentistry. Waldoes working thousands of miles away from the operator. Dental care could be made available all around the world, 24 hours per day as needed.
Hook it up to AI learning system and over time it would be able to do more and more of the work without an operator present.
Well on the way to an autodoc!!
Clarence could soon be effectively treating tens of thousands simultaneously. Charging a nominal fee of say $5 per patient he might pull in $1.2 million per day even at the rate of one patient per hour per autodentist. Most likely the AI could work much faster than that — most dentists do — just that they can’t treat but one person or group of patients at a time and can’t work nonstop 24 hours per day.
Go for it. I would be pleased as punch with 0.01% of the royalties and might negotiate even lower. (Hey, $120 a day is nothing to sneeze at. And he might charge more than that $5 each.)
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
So I can use it again.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Interesting facial expression for the “Work’s been Koo-Koo” excuse!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
I’ve been stuck at pastry training.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Going to the Dentist is necessary. Its your health. So suck it up buttercup and just do it. Besides, you have a kid now, so set an example.
William Bludworth Premium Member almost 4 years ago
My dog ate the playbook
GaryCooper almost 4 years ago
My favorite excuse? “My dog got sick,” of course.
I actually have taken off work so I could tend to my sick cat.
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
My UFO had engine problems.
NyahNyahNyah almost 4 years ago
Panel 9: Dentist should have a picture of his boat on the desk, too!
As in: “All of my patient’s bad habits are paying for my boat!”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 4 years ago
Teledentistry. Waldoes working thousands of miles away from the operator. Dental care could be made available all around the world, 24 hours per day as needed.
Hook it up to AI learning system and over time it would be able to do more and more of the work without an operator present.
Well on the way to an autodoc!!
Clarence could soon be effectively treating tens of thousands simultaneously. Charging a nominal fee of say $5 per patient he might pull in $1.2 million per day even at the rate of one patient per hour per autodentist. Most likely the AI could work much faster than that — most dentists do — just that they can’t treat but one person or group of patients at a time and can’t work nonstop 24 hours per day.
Go for it. I would be pleased as punch with 0.01% of the royalties and might negotiate even lower. (Hey, $120 a day is nothing to sneeze at. And he might charge more than that $5 each.)
DKHenderson 8 months ago
Personally, I could empathize with the dog excuse…and Clarence has a pet, too.