Close to Home by John McPherson for October 15, 2020

Dang, even Dalcon thinks it’s funny.

Bleeb and Dalcon being nice to each other. Never thought i’d see that.

Dry skin is no laughing matter.

I’m wondering whether Bleeb found a girlfriend. I don’t remember ever seeing Dalcon smile or have long hair.

Welcome to Arizona

Wait, does Bleeb have a girlfriend now?

Is Bleeb married? Or is that his girlfriend?

Still has enough moisture for tears!

Now that’s some dry humor, that is.

Who the gorram hell is with Bleeb? Sure ain’t Dalcon in a wig, he never smiles…

Sheesh thanos snapped his fingers again?

Bleeb brought a date!

Does Bleeb have a lady-friend?

A disarming diagnosis.

When dry and flaky becomes brittle and break-y, its time to stop just carrying around those water jugs and start drinking out of them. “Hydrate Marine!”

Bleeb’s got a girlfriend!

What or who is peering through the viewing window?

That’s him all over…..

They warned us about this in 5th grade “hygiene” class.

I may have had one too many Red Bulls this morning, but it looks like cartoon boy may have accompanied Bleeb with another “weird-little-yellow-alien-bug-looking-thing”, and maybe a female!? Either that, or it’s Dalcon in a wig. Which would make Dalcon a: “weird-little-yellow-alien-bug-in-a-rug”… Hee-heeeee-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hee-hee, “bug-in-a-rug”… hee-hee-heeee-hoo-hoo! A-hem, sorry…. Red Bull does that to me!

Give the man a hand, and an arm.

How is there moisture left for crying?

“I, fall, to piecessssss…”

Does Bleeb have some news for us??