Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 19, 2020

Too true to be funny…but still funny.

There are good extraterrestrials on both sides.

Is Bucky not running for office this year?

Shut up, you clown!

Déjà vu.

Well, at least both are speaking the truth.

That’s why the town halls were more informational.

There are good doofi on both sides.

Hey! Stop calling my guy a doofus! He’s a moron!

Art imitates life!

It got worse and worse until it ended in an inking.

Moderator: “What are your plans regarding Earth?”

Dirk: “Conquer it.”

Squid: “Yup, conquer here, too.”

Moderator: “Well, what do you know, the candidates actually agree on something…” ☺

I don’t think the squid will be able to stand for anything.

…and leave my mother out of this!

Sounds accurate.

Correction: presidential debase

Who’s the moderator, winky or ensign kenny?

Next the battle round.

It’s like hearing Trumplethinskin debate Trumpster Fire.

A strange turn of events in which they BOTH tell the truth.

wow, where have I seen this before?

always the choice between two low grade individuals.