Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Was the other guy riding a motorcycle when he ticked off Pig?

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    BasilBruce  about 4 years ago

    No, no, Pig—a letter like that should be full of four-letter words.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Concise but effective .

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    DennisinSeattle  about 4 years ago

    OK Pig, that’s OK as a first paragraph.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    Better idea: just let it be.

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Works better when written by a canine. Pigs hardly EVER growl.

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    noahproblem  about 4 years ago

    More like a RRRRRough draft…

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    GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Needs work.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 4 years ago

    I think one or two inflected, indignant “Oinks” would do it!

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    Roblox Lover! :P  about 4 years ago

    This is what people usually do, unfortunately

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Hardly what I’d call persuasive writing, Pig, but it is probably a good way for you to vent….

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    iggyman  about 4 years ago

    Where you talking to Tony the Tiger, Pig?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    In this text savvy world I would have just replied with a simple FU.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Roll with it, Pig! That says everything he needs to know! :-)

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    Looks like the average letter to one’s congressional representative.

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    hariseldon59  about 4 years ago

    Do people still write letters?

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 4 years ago

    What really makes me mad is how little respect Goat has for others’ privacy.

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    Well Pig that letter may be used on anyone or everyone ! … Croc Power !

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    zerotvus  about 4 years ago

    direct and to the point……

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Writing a letter? You still live in the 1950s, Pig?

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    Ellis97  about 4 years ago

    Pigs can get pretty aggressive if rubbed the wrong way, especially wild boars.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I just ignore ’em and they go away.

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    tripwire45  about 4 years ago

    Sounds like twitter.

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    diskus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    We were better off when we only spoke to neighbors and the occasional long distance phone call. Too much information, its warped us all. But we cant stop it our brains crave it

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Forget it PIG! a you’ll end up more confused than you are now….LOL

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    The Handsome Raspberry  about 4 years ago

    This is the problem with today’s society. Nobody knows what to say when they disagree or how to have spoken with someone else when they disagree.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 4 years ago

    Pig is a southpaw. That explains a lot.

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    car2ner  about 4 years ago

    no matter how carefully you phrase it, the reader will misunderstand.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    Nobody is right. Reality is all a matter of perspective and perception.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ahhhhh…cutting right to the chase!

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    zeexenon  about 4 years ago

    Rough as a dull chainsaw blade in the petrified forest.

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    Thinkingblade  about 4 years ago

    They say you should just start writing and edit later …

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    txmystic  about 4 years ago

    Nah. Go with that.

    Verbatim.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Editing and polishing his rhetoric will take a lot of grunt work.

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    don’t you always think of the greatest riposte… a day or two later?

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    ComicsLover132  about 4 years ago

    sigh. I want more pun strips.

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    spikelovesmusic  about 4 years ago

    There was a character on “Hill Street Blues” who was an undercover cop, often dressed up like a street person. He occasionally expressed frustration with others, including his co-workers, by growling at them. I have occasionally found this a visceral, satisfying way of expressing myself. This is particularly useful if I’m in a situation where four-letter words are frowned upon, such as a classroom.

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    vjorgensen54  about 4 years ago

    yeah it may have been Harley and cat.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 4 years ago

    He’s not worth it, Pig. Have you learned nothing from Rat?

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    PeterWare  about 4 years ago

    I wonder when we’ll see Zeeba and Larry and L’il Guard Duck and the cat (whose name I’ve forgotten it’s been so long) again? We seem to be stuck with just Pig, Rat and Goat at the moment. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with P, R & G but more variety would be fun.

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    ajramsay  about 4 years ago

    Best written complaint letter ever.

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    PBS1!  about 4 years ago

    Me when someone makes a racist comment

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