We were better off when we only spoke to neighbors and the occasional long distance phone call. Too much information, its warped us all. But we cant stop it our brains crave it
There was a character on “Hill Street Blues” who was an undercover cop, often dressed up like a street person. He occasionally expressed frustration with others, including his co-workers, by growling at them. I have occasionally found this a visceral, satisfying way of expressing myself. This is particularly useful if I’m in a situation where four-letter words are frowned upon, such as a classroom.
I wonder when we’ll see Zeeba and Larry and L’il Guard Duck and the cat (whose name I’ve forgotten it’s been so long) again? We seem to be stuck with just Pig, Rat and Goat at the moment. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with P, R & G but more variety would be fun.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Was the other guy riding a motorcycle when he ticked off Pig?
BasilBruce about 4 years ago
No, no, Pig—a letter like that should be full of four-letter words.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago
Concise but effective .
DennisinSeattle about 4 years ago
OK Pig, that’s OK as a first paragraph.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Better idea: just let it be.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Works better when written by a canine. Pigs hardly EVER growl.
noahproblem about 4 years ago
More like a RRRRRough draft…
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
Needs work.
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
I think one or two inflected, indignant “Oinks” would do it!
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
This is what people usually do, unfortunately
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Hardly what I’d call persuasive writing, Pig, but it is probably a good way for you to vent….
iggyman about 4 years ago
Where you talking to Tony the Tiger, Pig?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
In this text savvy world I would have just replied with a simple FU.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Roll with it, Pig! That says everything he needs to know! :-)
B UTTONS about 4 years ago
Looks like the average letter to one’s congressional representative.
hariseldon59 about 4 years ago
Do people still write letters?
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
What really makes me mad is how little respect Goat has for others’ privacy.
Breadboard about 4 years ago
Well Pig that letter may be used on anyone or everyone ! … Croc Power !
zerotvus about 4 years ago
direct and to the point……
Gent about 4 years ago
Writing a letter? You still live in the 1950s, Pig?
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
Pigs can get pretty aggressive if rubbed the wrong way, especially wild boars.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
I just ignore ’em and they go away.
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
Sounds like twitter.
diskus Premium Member about 4 years ago
We were better off when we only spoke to neighbors and the occasional long distance phone call. Too much information, its warped us all. But we cant stop it our brains crave it
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Forget it PIG! a you’ll end up more confused than you are now….LOL
The Handsome Raspberry about 4 years ago
This is the problem with today’s society. Nobody knows what to say when they disagree or how to have spoken with someone else when they disagree.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Pig is a southpaw. That explains a lot.
car2ner about 4 years ago
no matter how carefully you phrase it, the reader will misunderstand.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Nobody is right. Reality is all a matter of perspective and perception.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ahhhhh…cutting right to the chase!
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Rough as a dull chainsaw blade in the petrified forest.
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
They say you should just start writing and edit later …
txmystic about 4 years ago
Nah. Go with that.
Verbatim.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago
Editing and polishing his rhetoric will take a lot of grunt work.
KEA about 4 years ago
don’t you always think of the greatest riposte… a day or two later?
ComicsLover132 about 4 years ago
sigh. I want more pun strips.
spikelovesmusic about 4 years ago
There was a character on “Hill Street Blues” who was an undercover cop, often dressed up like a street person. He occasionally expressed frustration with others, including his co-workers, by growling at them. I have occasionally found this a visceral, satisfying way of expressing myself. This is particularly useful if I’m in a situation where four-letter words are frowned upon, such as a classroom.
vjorgensen54 about 4 years ago
yeah it may have been Harley and cat.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
He’s not worth it, Pig. Have you learned nothing from Rat?
PeterWare about 4 years ago
I wonder when we’ll see Zeeba and Larry and L’il Guard Duck and the cat (whose name I’ve forgotten it’s been so long) again? We seem to be stuck with just Pig, Rat and Goat at the moment. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with P, R & G but more variety would be fun.
ajramsay about 4 years ago
Best written complaint letter ever.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
Me when someone makes a racist comment