Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2020

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    painedsmile  about 4 years ago

    Frog Heckling, hmm.

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    I hope they did a whisk assessment.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Yes, being hustled off the stage is a sure sign that the performance went well.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What’s the preferred plonk of frog pensioners?

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    Radish...   about 4 years ago

    They shouldn’t have eaten the beetles.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  about 4 years ago

    What we’ve learned here is that even frogs struggle to understand literal, actual frog applause.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    BioLunar has no explanation for my recovery. Nor have they been able to determine why their Deep Immersion Virtual Reality system, DIVR caused my regression to a series of delusional states. My current situation, following my swift removal from an at large status during my belief that I was Kaspar Quarkston, a metaphysician and sidekick to Minerva Ida St. Clair, super-sleuth, has improved markedly. I no longer have the singular notion of being a fictional character. Now I have the memories of being many fictional characters, whose memories, while separate, are coincidental to the same time frame that I recall individually from my own experiences, and are entirely real in their own right. It seems likely, to me at least, that my former state of incapacity and my current state of expanded awareness of probable realities are related, but not the result of the BioLunar induced experience systems except by coincidence and chance. It is unfortunate that this should occur during their testing phase. It has set them back a bit. I could explain it to them well enough, given the information I now have from other probable realities, but that would be of no use, and likely be taken as a sign of a relapse to a delusional state.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    my Father thanks you…

    …my Mother thanks you…

    …my Sister thanks you…

    …and I thank you…

    …no Applause, just money…

    …you just have to know your audience…

    …if you tell the joke: Miss Piggy wasn’t sick – she just had a frog in her throat- to a bunch of crickets…

    …you’d probably just hear silence…

    …but if you tell it to a army of frogs…

    …you’ll get wild Applause …

    … Laphroaig Single Malt Whisky is the Froglandia after performance drink of choice…

    …now with more hops…

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    descabro  about 4 years ago

    When does croaking count as heckling and when as cheering?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    Blogspot is dead.

    Long live … Blogspot?

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Plunk your magic grinder, FROGGIE, ((((((BOING))))))))…. Hiya kids Hiya! (They liked it in Schaboingan)

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    *Hot Rod*  about 4 years ago

    Whiskey and flavored soda.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Whisk in the willows … (a tadpole favorite) …!

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    You can tell he’s a waiter because he’s dressed.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Re: Typos, … if you typo frig applause on DuckDuckGo the first result is “Today on Frog Applause ….” lol

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    Zelmarific  about 4 years ago

    I’m so happy the frog blog is back!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    Operational definition of frog applause.

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    They’re both trying to get the blog to appeal to everybody. It’s too bad that gocomics can’t get sketchy chicks back on the main page.

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    WilburGarrod2  about 4 years ago
    sketchy chicks

    on the main page would rule.

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    Jml58  about 4 years ago

    Froggy went acourting.

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    samsoltan_48323  about 4 years ago

    I’ll be good, I will, I will!

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    Radish...   about 4 years ago

    Do I have frogrets? Well maybe some,

    I’m gonna leave this small pond and be gone.

    The lake beckons brightly cross the field

    Got to cross the road, I hope the traffic yields.

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    Frogger

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    It has been arduous, but in the end a momentous performance! Never has frogdom been so cheered (and I don’t mean heckled). A bit of a rest backstage, and perhaps a stiff celebratory imbibement, are well-deserved. Maybe even then, a triumphant curtain call!

    Froglandia rejoices! Declare a national holiday—a multiple-days holiday!

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    danshen  about 4 years ago

    re #FB00003 — How did you get your hands on my high school yearbook portrait?

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …Everybody do the Michigan Rag…

    …Everybody likes the Michigan Rag…

    …Every Mame and Jane and Ruth…

    …From Weehawken to Duluth…

    …Slide, ride, glide the Michigan…

    …Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan…

    …Jump, clump, pump …

    …the Michigan Rag…

    …That lovin’ rag!….

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    David OBrien  about 4 years ago

    It’s what happens when you get a dose of clap.

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