BioLunar has no explanation for my recovery. Nor have they been able to determine why their Deep Immersion Virtual Reality system, DIVR caused my regression to a series of delusional states. My current situation, following my swift removal from an at large status during my belief that I was Kaspar Quarkston, a metaphysician and sidekick to Minerva Ida St. Clair, super-sleuth, has improved markedly. I no longer have the singular notion of being a fictional character. Now I have the memories of being many fictional characters, whose memories, while separate, are coincidental to the same time frame that I recall individually from my own experiences, and are entirely real in their own right. It seems likely, to me at least, that my former state of incapacity and my current state of expanded awareness of probable realities are related, but not the result of the BioLunar induced experience systems except by coincidence and chance. It is unfortunate that this should occur during their testing phase. It has set them back a bit. I could explain it to them well enough, given the information I now have from other probable realities, but that would be of no use, and likely be taken as a sign of a relapse to a delusional state.
It has been arduous, but in the end a momentous performance! Never has frogdom been so cheered (and I don’t mean heckled). A bit of a rest backstage, and perhaps a stiff celebratory imbibement, are well-deserved. Maybe even then, a triumphant curtain call!
Froglandia rejoices! Declare a national holiday—a multiple-days holiday!
painedsmile about 4 years ago
Frog Heckling, hmm.
Superfrog about 4 years ago
I hope they did a whisk assessment.
Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yes, being hustled off the stage is a sure sign that the performance went well.
Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago
What’s the preferred plonk of frog pensioners?
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
They shouldn’t have eaten the beetles.
FLIGHT SUIT about 4 years ago
What we’ve learned here is that even frogs struggle to understand literal, actual frog applause.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
BioLunar has no explanation for my recovery. Nor have they been able to determine why their Deep Immersion Virtual Reality system, DIVR caused my regression to a series of delusional states. My current situation, following my swift removal from an at large status during my belief that I was Kaspar Quarkston, a metaphysician and sidekick to Minerva Ida St. Clair, super-sleuth, has improved markedly. I no longer have the singular notion of being a fictional character. Now I have the memories of being many fictional characters, whose memories, while separate, are coincidental to the same time frame that I recall individually from my own experiences, and are entirely real in their own right. It seems likely, to me at least, that my former state of incapacity and my current state of expanded awareness of probable realities are related, but not the result of the BioLunar induced experience systems except by coincidence and chance. It is unfortunate that this should occur during their testing phase. It has set them back a bit. I could explain it to them well enough, given the information I now have from other probable realities, but that would be of no use, and likely be taken as a sign of a relapse to a delusional state.
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
my Father thanks you…
…my Mother thanks you…
…my Sister thanks you…
…and I thank you…
…no Applause, just money…
…you just have to know your audience…
…if you tell the joke: Miss Piggy wasn’t sick – she just had a frog in her throat- to a bunch of crickets…
…you’d probably just hear silence…
…but if you tell it to a army of frogs…
…you’ll get wild Applause …
… Laphroaig Single Malt Whisky is the Froglandia after performance drink of choice…
…now with more hops…
descabro about 4 years ago
When does croaking count as heckling and when as cheering?
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Blogspot is dead.
Long live … Blogspot?
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Plunk your magic grinder, FROGGIE, ((((((BOING))))))))…. Hiya kids Hiya! (They liked it in Schaboingan)
*Hot Rod* about 4 years ago
Whiskey and flavored soda.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
Whisk in the willows … (a tadpole favorite) …!
coltish1 about 4 years ago
You can tell he’s a waiter because he’s dressed.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
Re: Typos, … if you typo frig applause on DuckDuckGo the first result is “Today on Frog Applause ….” lol
Zelmarific about 4 years ago
I’m so happy the frog blog is back!!!!!!!!!!!!
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Operational definition of frog applause.
katina.cooper about 4 years ago
They’re both trying to get the blog to appeal to everybody. It’s too bad that gocomics can’t get sketchy chicks back on the main page.
WilburGarrod2 about 4 years ago
on the main page would rule.
Jml58 about 4 years ago
Froggy went acourting.
samsoltan_48323 about 4 years ago
I’ll be good, I will, I will!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Do I have frogrets? Well maybe some,
I’m gonna leave this small pond and be gone.
The lake beckons brightly cross the field
Got to cross the road, I hope the traffic yields.
.
Frogger
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
It has been arduous, but in the end a momentous performance! Never has frogdom been so cheered (and I don’t mean heckled). A bit of a rest backstage, and perhaps a stiff celebratory imbibement, are well-deserved. Maybe even then, a triumphant curtain call!
Froglandia rejoices! Declare a national holiday—a multiple-days holiday!
danshen about 4 years ago
re #FB00003 — How did you get your hands on my high school yearbook portrait?
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…Everybody do the Michigan Rag…
…Everybody likes the Michigan Rag…
…Every Mame and Jane and Ruth…
…From Weehawken to Duluth…
…Slide, ride, glide the Michigan…
…Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan…
…Jump, clump, pump …
…the Michigan Rag…
…That lovin’ rag!….
David OBrien about 4 years ago
It’s what happens when you get a dose of clap.