The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 15, 2020

Taillights from a Sunbeam…cool!

Move over Turbo, we have another contender.

“Where’s the fire, hotshot?”

Man! Look at that S car go!

Clocked at double the speed limit, ..this ones getting a ticket

What are you going to do copper? Run him in? I don’t think so.

speeders are just slime…

He can’t help it, he speedy slug.

:Just going to get the mail!

(Brooklyn Cop) Yo buddy! Dis ain’t no Autobahn! I sees by your rap sheet dat dis ain’t your first offense. Keep it up lead-foot, and your lookin’ at some “slime-time”!

I’m late for work…..I work at the Shell Co. down the road….

Took the cop 5 hours just to catch up with him. and another hour to get from his cruiser to the perp’s car.

Smokin’…

Good thing he wasn’t charged with as-salt.

I smell garlic on your breath, shell we continue this discussion down at the station.

♪♫ I can’t drive … point ooh five ♫♪

Like the cop’s slime trail!

Wow officer! You must’ve been doing at least 1.2 to catch up with me. Great job!

He is going to work at the post office.

1 mph! That’s 5280 ft./hour or 92 ft./minute. Impressive speed for a snail car.

I like the slime trail.

I hope he attended this lecture: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 . True, no slime.

Is that “1” and hour, a day or a week?

I don’t normally drive this fast officer, but there’s a French chef chasing me.

Plus, both the suspect and police car ran out of gas while waiting for the officer to reach suspect car after he got pulled over.

Cop:: What your hurry? Driver: I thought I smelled melted butter somewhere close by…

Life in the fast lane.

“My Masarati does 185, I lost my license, now I don’t drive..”

A little Road Salt will slow ’em down.

for snails it would make sense for the car to have square tires though