Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 21, 2020

The kid is more “animated” than a sugar rush.

For shame! Cruelty to a child.

For shame! At this point it would require Wite-out© and a background re-do at the very least.

Try to explain the third dimension to the little kid. That will distract him.

I worry my life is a simulation and someone could spill coffee on the cosmic keyboard, ending it all.

That is hilarious!

truth hurts…….

Buh-bye kid >Click<.

♪♫

You are a fluke of the universe.

You have no right to be here.

And whether you can hear it or not,

The universe is laughing behind your back

♫♪

and a blue light special at K-Mart.

“If you don’t stop all that racket, I’m hitting that key!” … “My finger’s movin’!”

True in it’s own way.

Cruel intentions!

Life is a bitch,eh?

This could easily be avoided if the “right to life” group added cartoon characters to their mandate.

The truth hurts.

And?

“Also, this is a noncontinuous cartoon, so no one will ever see you again after today.”