Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 06, 2020

Cuteness Factor is much healthier than the animal hunting you!

Ever read Old Mans War? The aliens who look cute are the ones that need to die. Or you’ll end up as the side dish at their thanksgiving dinner.

Oh deer.

The king must have a nice scope on his musket.

Yep, it does look like he’s going to have to hang that dollar bill on his mantle this year for his “prize buck”…https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2020/11/02?ct=v&cti=2208697

Who takes a head shot on a deer?

Bambi…is that you?

the scope disappeared from his weapon

…can’t see the whites of their eyes…

looks like the dog who taught Henry their pet dragon puppy eyes has other students!

It’s just wrong for a buck to have doe eyes.

Yup, Bambi eyes will get to you every time. It’s difficult to slaughter something that appears adorable to you. Perhaps a bow and arrow would be better for putting meat on the table. …or just take a picture and put it on the wall.

Awww it’s so cute

MN deer hunting opener this weekend. Half a million licenses sold, that’s a lot of guys with itchy trigger fingers out there, wear orange!

What?! You think deer don’t look at cat videos? prhhpht!

Never fear, Fink: he’ll introduce you to his cousin Hal, with that bummer of a birthmark…