Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2020

(Sorry… personal beef.) Blessed be the city bus driver who growled at a passenger (who wouldn’t get off the bus at the end of the line) for not wearing his mask correctly. He growled at him in Two Different Languages!! I made mental bets that he could do more!

And I’ll bet that the “Fink” mask is a best seller.

Finky Boy don’t look too impressed there.

I never knew Batman existed in the medieval times.

LOL!!!

Now tell them they are not allowed to wear them…..

Will the King go trick-or-treating as himself?

According to the news, even the threat of death doesn’t increase mask wearing, so doubt Fink’s threats would be an more effective.

Everyone . . . except Rodney and the Fink.

Hum, I wonder if we’re supposed to wear a mask under our masks? I’m pretty sure some “expert” would recommend it.

Finally? It’s a bit too late, the virus is raging from those who rally with out masks and squeeze into crowds….like the FINK, he doesn’t follow the rules….

Fighting Corona Jason style: Wear a mask, cut contacts in half.

Does a sheet really count as a mask?

Necessity is the mother of invention

Whatever.

Mission accomplished Joe Biden…..

I wonder how much explaining this one will need in 30 years or so when it turns up in Wizard of Id Classic.

At least King Donnie’s fans don’t wear masks of his face! They would be truly horrifying!!! When he leaves office he’s going to become a comedian or get himself a late night talk show like Conan’s.

The fink gets his masks exclusively from Omar Khayyam.

Everyone? You need to see an optomitrist.

The trick or treaters might be real monsters this year.

…and socially distancing.