Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 28, 2020

Cavity Cannon… FIRE!

Time to put the bags on the ends of 6 foot long poles.

But you still need to disinfect the candy because the wrapper was touched at some point in the process of getting it out to the kid… I dunno… Much as I like a Snickers™ bar I suspect it wouldn’t be the same after you wipe it off with Clorox™.

Why isn’t Pam wearing a mask?

“Bleep” it. Just buy your own candy, stay home, and watch the original “Ghostbusters” movie.

good thing he’s got a helmet on!

I don’t see how this is any different from how I normally do it.

Doink off the helmet! By the way, similar joke in today’s Half Full.

Friend of mine is running a PVC pipe from his 2nd story window down to ground level. It empties out into a cardboard cutout of one of the characters from Monsters Inc. When trick or treaters come to call, he slides the candy down the shoot and it comes out of the cutout’s mouth. The kids love it.

She doinked that kid in the helmet on purpose!

Cornhole competition comes to mind.

Do not try that with cupcakes.

And you thought all that time I spent practicing for Bozo’s Grand Prize Game was just wasted!

Get them started on the tools needed to win at quarters early.

And if you don’t treat them, they get closer.

If Rickard ever gets it into his head to publish an X-rated collection featuring Pam, I’d gladly pay top dollar. (You know, Tim, there is a market for these things.)

The Trick is to catch the Treat.

Pushing our treats out through the mail slot.

You can still get COVID-19 by physical contact with contaminated surfaces. It doesn’t do any good to throw candy six feet if you haven’t wash your hands since the last time you coughed, picked your teeth, our touched your nose.