Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 26, 2020

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a friend who used to answer his phone with, “Universal solvents, container research division.”

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    blunebottle  about 4 years ago

    Industrial hazard.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 4 years ago

    Now they’re just going to have a little pot.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 4 years ago

    But the bad news is, fulfilling orders will be a nightmare.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Want to revert that? Just add water.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Bottle it up and start over….

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Don’t make a big deal out of it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What’s the suggested dosage?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Call the department of unforeseen side effects.

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    Doctor Toon  about 4 years ago

    A little goes a long way

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 4 years ago

    Witches Be So Loco!!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago

    To reverse the spell, you just have to concentrate.

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    thejanith Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.

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    RobinHood  about 4 years ago

    Double, double toil and trouble;

    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

    By the pricking of my thumbs,

    Something wicked this way comes.

    Open, locks, Whoever knocks

    Turned our kettle into a teapot

    Apoligies to The Bard

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Keep that away from me, I’ve got enough problems with that!

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    Hmmm, how odd!! Strange Brew has a similar cartoon on the same subject!! Could Parisi & Deering be the same person!!!!

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    Hmmm, you and Strange Brew almost have the same cartoon with a similar subject!!

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    Noticed Off The Mark & Strange Brew share almost the same subject matter today!!

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    SHIVA  about 4 years ago

    Noticed Off The Mark & Strange Brew share identical subject matter today!!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Now there is not enough of it to do any good.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh if only it were true. I can think of so many things that need shrinking… egos, bullies….

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    paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Be even funnier if the cauldron was still its original size and only the potion within had shrunk.

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