Stewed Apples, Celery with Peanut Butter, Tomato Juice… yah… there isn’t much over here on the menu for you, Garfield, either! Enjoy the Fat Free Kibble!!!
Once had a pair of kitties thar were brother and sister. She would catch rodents and leave the carcasses on the front porch. He would come along and eat them. Never knew him to catch his own. Too fat and lazy.
(senses abilities to communicate through thinking in the cartoon due to its pieces of dialogue appearing in what might be described as “thought balloons”)
Arlene, when Garfield says he’s going to cheat on his diet, “Cool” is probably one of the worst responses you could give him… if you care about him at all.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 4 years ago
Come over to my place, Garfield. I have Breyer’s MINT CHIP ice cream!
arjun.shriv almost 4 years ago
Just keep that up Arlene, and he will lose weight in no time!
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Stewed Apples, Celery with Peanut Butter, Tomato Juice… yah… there isn’t much over here on the menu for you, Garfield, either! Enjoy the Fat Free Kibble!!!
codycab almost 4 years ago
I’m surprised that was Garfield’s answer instead of something like, “Split? You know I don’t share!”
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I once had a small kitty bring me a large rat. I’m sure she was very proud and happy to be sharing it with me, but yeah I passed also.
baddawg1989 almost 4 years ago
Arlene’s easy to shop for… :-D
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
Splitting a Rat, Reminds me of the last time I read a Discworld book. Does the rat come with mustard?
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 4 years ago
Guess Garfield rather starve, than eat a rat or mouse.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Don’t like rats, eh, cat?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Wait…Garfield’s been on a diet for more than a day?
mrcooncat almost 4 years ago
Better ask Arlene .. “who gets the head, and who gets the tail”???
rondm66 almost 4 years ago
LOL
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
or maybe Rat Foo Yung..….point is, any meat (rat, squirrel, possum, raccoon , etc) swimming in cheese and seasonings will
taste the same as traditional meat ingredients
KEA almost 4 years ago
I just pictured that in my head. ew.
epicboi55 almost 4 years ago
now you did it arlene LOL
Clarence almost 4 years ago
Don’t know why Arlene would split a rat in half
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
I wonder if Garfield is really a cat.
TexTech almost 4 years ago
I think Garfield said it best. “Show me a cat that’s a good mouser and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.”
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
Once had a pair of kitties thar were brother and sister. She would catch rodents and leave the carcasses on the front porch. He would come along and eat them. Never knew him to catch his own. Too fat and lazy.
patrickab7 almost 4 years ago
Different worlds.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Want an oatmeal raisin cookie Garfield? Hehehe
CaveCat87 almost 4 years ago
If you want to cheat on your diet, Garfield, I’ve got a bag of potato chips that you might like.
Wlly Blly almost 4 years ago
Hard to go back to rat after pizza and lasagna.
Mario500 almost 4 years ago
(senses abilities to communicate through thinking in the cartoon due to its pieces of dialogue appearing in what might be described as “thought balloons”)
dakyorlando almost 4 years ago
Arlene, when Garfield says he’s going to cheat on his diet, “Cool” is probably one of the worst responses you could give him… if you care about him at all.
vjorgensen54 almost 4 years ago
hes already on your doorstep
AustinKniga-Bartlett almost 4 years ago
Even Garfield has his limits when being unable to die with a t.
LukePieroni almost 4 years ago
ok
Natarose almost 4 years ago
Arlene, you know how delicate a palate he has. Donuts, burgers, lasagna…all those things. No cat related foods or snacks.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Show me a good mouser and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Garfield would prefer a pizza, or a lasagné anyday, than having a RAT-atouille.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No, he would definitely be on a diet with only half a rat.
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
I would have thought that Arlene would have better taste in food than that. Garfield does.
Ranboo~ Simp almost 4 years ago
I have baked 29 lasagnas with ferns as a side option and you can watch on my flat-screen tv for as long as you want.
flingebunt almost 4 years ago
But barbecue rat is delicious