Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2020

Next thing, you’ll be accusing him of going to college.

Ironically, Larry will never know about it.

Don’t bother. The award was already won by Justin Turner.

He’s the LA Dodger that was pulled in the middle of the game because he tested positive for Covid. But after the Dodgers won, he goes back out with the team, takes off his mask and starts hugging people.

Pig gets ink on his face when he writes.

Only if someone reads it to him.

No partisan , or double defamatory campaign : Vegan Larry the Croc vs Skinny the Pig .

Not only does Larry know how to spell “encyclopedia”…he owns a set…

The next thing you know they’ll be saying that Larry cares about you.

Nice crack on Zuckerberg Pastis! Apparently the cooling off period concerning political ads the week before Nov 3 on Facebook has had a few bumps in the road…

Larry received a college degree from Syracuse University, and an advance degree from Trump University.

This is funny on so many levels.

when they say that larry’s a halfwit they’re giving him way too much credit…

Learn from real politics, and attack his son.

Larry keel Pig!

Just say Larry reads and writes haiku!

Very clever Pig, but doesn’t that make you the smart one?

I must say I’m a little disappointed in Pig now. I didn’t think he’d be the type to use those kinds of tactics.

Larry’s countercampaign, “PIG IZ SMART,” didn’t go well either.

Facebook posts being ‘denied’ by friends and relatives left and right for no apparent reason, but a FLOOD of Biden Ads raining down constantly EVERYWHERE.. >eye-roll<

Where is Larry’s equal time Mr. Pastis ? Pig bias again from you ! … Croc Power !

Does Pastis think any commercial media polices political ads for truth?

Larry is a model for South Florida Water Mismanagement, and his mother is one of Ivanka’s purses.

Larry can’t even read the room.

Facebook, twitter, Google, yeah.

Where can i get one of those signs?

Literacy – a dying art.

Actually, Larry can read. Maybe he’s not great at it, but he can read.

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2007/05/20

And Larry’s retort will be…

It has been said that the key to politics is getting stupid people to vote for you. This might just work then

If I recall, Larry won Jeopardy.

Pig’s main slogan: “Don’t vote for Larry the Croc o’s**t”.

Education. Wouldn’t it be cool if THAT was the new pandemic..

I’m sorry to be the one to point this out, but a significant number of idiots can read and write. I suppose total disclosure requires me to add that this post alone could be a prime example. (sigh)

Next thing you know, he’ll be spreading rumors about him having a rocking GPA and master degrees from Harvard.

This is reminding me of the Village Idiots Convention in Woody Allen’s “Love & Death”,

For Pastis, there is no parody inversion.

Will Pig use Trump’s damning insult about Biden against Croc? “He’ll listen to the scientists.”

I can read, but I choose not to.

Pig’s smear campaign might just work!

—Except that a well-informed electorate would know full well that Larry Croc cannot read!

He’ll listen to the scientists!!

Trump can read :-)

Which candidate needs to suppress votes to win?

You think that’s bad? I have to scan stream Youtube with one finger on the Mute and another on the Play buttons.

Yeah, and Larry can speak in complete sentences……

Oh no…. Pig is slowly becoming a monster!

I wonder who the “we” refers to. Does Pig have a campaign staff? I’m surprised Rat isn’t managing Pig’s campaign.

I hate to say it, but my vote is with Larry. I just love him and don’t see enough of him.

uh uh pick me! pick me! I know of somebody who could not get into Pennsylvania U. and had to pay somebody else to take the exams, and he calls suckers and looser whoever gets merits on his own or if his daddy can not pay somebody else to take the test!

Zeeba much smarter than Larry…smart not to join politics…

but he did?

You monster!

It’s pretty idiotic to know how to read in that race. Oh no!

Well, Pig can read, too, as we see him doing above.

So what! You can read AND write!