A woman had been widowed seven times. Someone asked her what happened and she replied that her first six husbands died from eating poisoned mushrooms. Then she was asked what happened to the seventh. She said that he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.
There’s a Monty Python sketch where two of the “pepper pots” are talking and one says she just spent four hours burying the cat. “Four hours to bury the cat?” says the second. “Yes” says the first. “Wouldn’t keep still, wrigglin’ about, howling…”
This reminds me of a recent film release I would highly recommend, The Devil to Pay. The performances were extraordinary, especially the lead’s. Fair warning, though … unlike John’s strip today, it’s not funny in the slightest.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/til-life-do-they-part/
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allen@home about 4 years ago
He did after you buried him.
RAGs about 4 years ago
A woman had been widowed seven times. Someone asked her what happened and she replied that her first six husbands died from eating poisoned mushrooms. Then she was asked what happened to the seventh. She said that he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just wait till the night of the living dead. And all her husbands come to see her.
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
There’s a Monty Python sketch where two of the “pepper pots” are talking and one says she just spent four hours burying the cat. “Four hours to bury the cat?” says the second. “Yes” says the first. “Wouldn’t keep still, wrigglin’ about, howling…”
nosirrom about 4 years ago
And now I can continue my quest for the Holy Grail. If I could just remember my favorite colour.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
She’s just adding a little spice to her marriage.
PICTO about 4 years ago
It matters not if he was dead or alive…it matters if he was stiff or not…
timzsixty9 about 4 years ago
…at LEAST not right AWAY!!
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
please don’t give my wife ideas…
scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago
You Go Gal !
scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago
My Great Grandmother buried 2 Husband’s and a live in , aslo 1 fiancée, quite the Woman !!!
davanden about 4 years ago
Well, eventually…
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
“Psst. Bernice! It’s me! Bob!”
“Of course it is, you fool! And the wig and pink word balloons are fooling no one. And you need a shave.”
Ontman about 4 years ago
Did he ask what the hole was for before he dug it?
Jimmyk939 about 4 years ago
“Arsenic and Old Lace“ starter kit
Dobby53 Premium Member about 4 years ago
And then…there is this……https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/coffin-torpedos
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Last ditch effort to stop his snoring…
ajr58(1) about 4 years ago
Cousin Teddy buried him at the Panama Canal. After a nice glass of elderberry wine.
Calvins Brother about 4 years ago
She just kinda helped him along.
Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s grandma and her sister. I remembered them dressing like that in 1955. Her sister did go through a few men in her day!
oakie817 about 4 years ago
interesting that in this early Giordano, woman on left bears an amazing resemblance to Aunt May
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
Ah Edgar – if only you knew of the legacy you created …
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
This reminds me of a recent film release I would highly recommend, The Devil to Pay. The performances were extraordinary, especially the lead’s. Fair warning, though … unlike John’s strip today, it’s not funny in the slightest.
Craig Westlake about 4 years ago
“He kept saying he wasn’t dead,but you know what a liar he was”…
Gent about 4 years ago
screamin’ my heart out for yew!"
(P.S : I believe Mr. Lustig may recall this one ;-) .. )
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
I bet he DID.
robaire about 4 years ago
he was so low, he had to look up to look down – :0)