Two men from rival colleges in a bathroom . Guy from State finishes, zips up and starts to leave. Guy from Big U says “At Big U they teach us to wash our hands after we pee”. Guy from State says “At State they teach us not to pee on our hands”.
She got what she asked for. Phraseology like that is silly. My phrasing bugaboo lately is all the political or sports analysts who use “If you’re…” as in “If you’re the Niners/Sen. Smith/etc. you’re feeling pretty good right now.” But I’m not the Niners or Senator Smith so why tell me?
I am always flummoxed when I see otherwise-wellbred people use a cloth napkin in a restaurant like a tissue. Then put it back on their lap. One is bad enough, requiring some poor unsuspecting soul to pick up your soiled napkin-turned-hanky; but then continuing to use it as a napkin really spoils my meal.
wiatr about 4 years ago
Eww!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Dummy, Wipe your sweaty face first!
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Ya gonna believe me or your lyin’ eyes?
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Good gravy, man! And you went to state?
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
And now you can throw that one in the laundry and get a clean replacement outta the drawer. Sheeeesh.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Two men from rival colleges in a bathroom . Guy from State finishes, zips up and starts to leave. Guy from Big U says “At Big U they teach us to wash our hands after we pee”. Guy from State says “At State they teach us not to pee on our hands”.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
She’s tempted to go buy a case of Corona.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m guessing she didn’t see him drink out of the milk carton, either.
Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago
She got what she asked for. Phraseology like that is silly. My phrasing bugaboo lately is all the political or sports analysts who use “If you’re…” as in “If you’re the Niners/Sen. Smith/etc. you’re feeling pretty good right now.” But I’m not the Niners or Senator Smith so why tell me?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Go straight to the laundry basket, young man! (Lol).
paranormal about 4 years ago
Lord knows what else he does when she’s not around…
dogday Premium Member about 4 years ago
I am always flummoxed when I see otherwise-wellbred people use a cloth napkin in a restaurant like a tissue. Then put it back on their lap. One is bad enough, requiring some poor unsuspecting soul to pick up your soiled napkin-turned-hanky; but then continuing to use it as a napkin really spoils my meal.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
Good response…..