Pickles by Brian Crane for November 10, 2020

A wise and healthy decision Earl.

I would have thought that was a given.

Move over Roscoe.

This comic strip is priceless! It mirrors real life in the most endearing way. There is so much reality and truth portrayed by the characters and that is why it is so funny! Thank you so much Mr. Crane for giving us Pickles!

I’m surprised you haven’t taken up permanent residence.

fix your own sandwich, Earl, while on the way to Roscoe’s outdoor living quarters

The best response, in my family, is to cuddle up and say ’You feel good to me!"

Doesn’t always work, but it’s always true.

You’d better RUN to the doghouse, Earl.

Gosh, I hope Opal hasn’t picked up the Covid bug at her age.

“Move over nice dog, there’s a new dog coming in.” Hank Williams

OMG Earl, foot in mouth disease!

Earl don’t HEAR good!

Been there done that and will again.

With me, feeling bad and looking bad are usually a matched set.

Pickles is good but whoever (Jimmy Johnson) writes “Arlo and Janis” has a camera hid in our house.

I think the question now is: How does Earl feel?

Earl’s “no filter” strikes again (see Sunday’s strip)!

Hi Earl, I’m here all the time. I saved you a seat.

I must be old. I can identify with this strip WAY too much.

BTDT, cold shouldered for several days afterward.

Earl don’t forget your pointed hat ! The one with your new name on it that starts with a “D” ;-)

Open mouth, insert foot!

There you go again, Earl. Jumping to contusions.

Move over Roscoe……. you got a new roommate.!

Geezus, Earl, didja ever think about just giving her a hug. . .or asking if there’s anything you can do?. . .Oops, forgot. . .this is Pickles, not Rose is Rose. . .

It’s a really bad day when one doesn’t look and feel good.

Never volunteer information….woof!

Most married men never have the chance to leave the doghouse. We stay in the dog house, the dog stays in the real house.

I told my wife I didn’t feel good. She just laughed and told me to finish cleaning the room. I think she’s on to my ploy.

Earl never thinks before he speaks.

So why is she looking in the mirror when she says she doesn’t feel good. You just can’t figure a woman out.

I’m still searching for where Mr. Crane has hidden the cameras in my house!

then she should have said “well”, not good

Male humor is sometimes lost on us women.

A point to ponder; what would have been Opal’s reaction had Earl had agreeably remarked that she didn’t look too good either? (To me, it’s just a lose/lose situation.)

Good move Earl!!!

A little flea treatment wouldn’t hurt either, Earl.

“You know what, Earl? I’ll always love YOU, too! Sure, you’re bald now and you’re always saying stupid ****, but as far as I’m concerned you’re an adorable moron!”

“And Earl? When you polished your dome, you missed a spot!”

Yep, he’s a candidate to have his driver’s license revoked. What a nuge.

“You’re still the apple of my eye.”

It’s partly Opal’s fault for using poor grammar. She means that she doesn’t feel well. If she didn’t feel good, that’s probably her conscience being honest with her. On the other hand, Earl never wears his hearing aid. Moreover, even if she had said, “I don’t look good,” he should have stopped at “fine.”