B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 06, 2020

John! Don’t say a word until you talk to your lawyer!

Grog: World Champion Turtle Skipper!

That is going to be one very dizzy turtle. In slow motion, at that.

John’s going to be swimming around in confused circles for awhile before he makes it back to shore.

Grog’s record for skipping a tortoise still stands today.

“He right shape and size.”

But what’s a hairy bird to do?

You know from the shape of his shell and feet I think John is actually a tortoise. And being in the water is bad for them.

He’s going to sink like a….. well never mind.

Well.. that’s a ride they don’t have at Kennywood… LOL anyone from Pittsburgh?

Might take him a few months to swim back to shore.

Don’t hurl on the shell, please! I’ve just waxed it!

Puts a new spin on events……..

Quick, evolve into a turtle and save yourself, tortoise.

People, don’t forget. It’s well established that John functions independently of his shell as needs be.

“I was asleep when all of a sudden, I felt a force hurling me over the waters!”

Ooooh noooo! It will be hours befor I can perch again…

i don’t think i have ever seen John in water, i don’t think he can swim.

Much tension, John?

“JOHN?!”

(wonders about whether this was the name of a certain character in the cartoon or not)

John, the tortoise, can’t swim you know. Guess their killing him off to introduce a new character. Too bad; I liked him….

Skipped a couple of turtles when I was a kid once. That’s a pretty accurate depiction of how it went.

Skim scam? Scram, scum! ☺

Good thing turtles can swim. Of course he may swim in circles for a bit, but he’ll come out of it.

OMD! LMAO!

Grog is a mixed blessing – a disaster with a playful side.

Yep, for many, all that water is a John.

Awe ;(

Cousin Fred was never the same after this.

After getting over the shock, the turtle says, “Again! Again! Again!”

Yes. Of course he spelled it differently, but that was his right.

Again!!

Fastest he’s moved in a decade.

Grog, an early prototype of the final human construct created to survive Hot House Earth.

John isn’t the kind that swims either…