Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 03, 2020

Stick with what you know.

So you can’t draw a stick figure they are worth nothing. What you did draw could be worth some big bucks.

That sounds like me. Unfortunately, that drawing looks nothing like anything I could do either.

He simply has to work backwards. Do the full drawing and then use it as a guide to sketch in the framework.

I tried drawing a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a dot-to-dot fashion. I discovered I can’t draw a ruler with a straight line.

What’s sad to consider is that the world may actually have missed out on a few artistic geniuses for this very reason.

The hangman’s beginnings were a bit haughty

The only thing is can draw is flies.

Scene from a previously unknown Twilight Zone episode.

But he can draw a figure you’d like to stick.

Sometimes, when people are observing my paintings, they say " I can’t draw a straight line." I respond with “I can’t either ,but I do pretty good with the curvy ones!”

Artists with a troubled mind often express their feelings in their work.

Picasso: “When I was a kid, I drew like Michelangelo. It took me years to learn to draw like a child.”

Just take the clothes off.

Guest appearance by Randall Munroe?

this reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode… i bet you know which one

I wish I had his lack of ability.

Embellished that a bit.

oh the irony

Well, even if you can’t draw stick figures, if you keep working on writing the most obscure jokes possible and making sure that only the smallest number of people will ever get most of your jokes, you can still aspire to draw the next XKCD.