Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 30, 2020

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 4 years ago

    Pickles add up to nickels..

    This keeps the lightbulb burning inside a cold fridge.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    Give them the bird.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’ll put the pickles in my coffee.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …I am a fan of McDonald’s cheeseburgers…

    … the McDouble is my fav…

    …it’s the condiments really…

    …the exact pickles being the tour the France…

    …I went searching for the perfect McDouble pickle…

    …most are too sour…

    …or too sweet…

    …most aren’t blah enough…

    …I’ve decided McDonald’s Coupe de Ville with its pickles…

    …is a texture thing…

    …like the blahnik patty …

    …you are tricked into believing the onions and catsup are great burger taste…

    …and I’m fine with that…

    …I could eat a Mcdouble all the time…

    …just like my Vienna sausage…

    …as long as there is different flavor…

    …I could eat them every day…

    …did I ever tell you the story about my old college girlfriend and the pickle?…

    …opps, times up…

    …gotta run…

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    The Old Wolf  about 4 years ago

    The psychological tricks employed by grocery stores are actually quite breathtaking.

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    edwardhnelson  about 4 years ago

    Hmmm..I wonder what else big companies manipulate us into believing?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    … and all those pickles are watching you.

    And the milk.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What? Oh… sorry. It doesn’t work if you aren’t paying attention. Cell phones are messing up their strategy.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago

    a day without pickles is like a day without sunshine

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    Radish...   about 4 years ago

    You get a bag of green beans at the Safeway store, they look fine under their light.

    Take them home and the real light reveals all the brown spots.

    Only Americans put sliced pickles on sandwiches and hamburgers, this is appalling to the rest of the world.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Does that include cute canaries that perch on your busy shopping fingers, Nathan?

    Actually, I am not impressed. I never keep more than one type of pickle in my fridge (kosher baby dills are where it’s at, my friend). And no milk no more. I drank enough when I was a kid. Now, none. Fruit juices more (orange juice, grape juice, sour cherry nectar, peach nectar, apricot nectar). Water. Beer. Even pop (soda, if that’s what your region prefers). No milk.

    Suck it up, Nate!

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    Pickled Pete  about 4 years ago

    Pickles is good.

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    Apparently a surveillance pickle, and nine other kinds.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Staples are a given sell in the grocery world … pickles challenge their entrepreneurial spirit and thus they enlist chicanery to fool the unwashed into destabilizing said staples and to fill fridges and pantries accordingly …! [CaFfEiNe]

    Econ-Job 101

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 4 years ago

    Speaking of caffeine, I’m surprised it hasn’t been added to pickles.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator about 4 years ago

    And now, egg nog. I have three containers in my fridge.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

    I’m wise to their tricks; only one jar of sweet relish (no HFCS), and almond milk for cereal. All bought at a discount because they were a month before the ridiculous “sell by” date.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    We put the cheese at the far end of the maze, and have sticky packages that will adhere to the test subject as it traverses the maze.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Sweet, sour, brined, or relished, smickle, pickle, fickle, Don Rickle, Nickle, hick-el, kick-le, mick-le, quick-el,stick-ler,tick-ler,Vick-er,wick-le,….ok I’m done Lol

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    Is she going to eat those pickles or is she gonna use some of them for something,uh, never mind.

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    Steve Bartholomew  about 4 years ago

    Please do not blame the grocery stores. This phenomenon results from a natural law. The same law which always causes the dropped toast to land jam side down.

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