Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 13, 2020

Try snail mail…it works!

Never understood why, if Santa knows whether you’re naughty or nice, he doesn’t know what you want for Christmas.

I’m sure Santa can find a kid somewhere to help him with his e-mail.

Really? Who do you think makes all of those electronic gadgets? Eight year olds in Mongolia?

His IT department rivals the NSA. How else does he keep surveillance on a world full of kids?

You doubt the tech savvy of an elf that travels faster than the speed of light?

Ask Rudolph – the nose knows.

You needn’t worry about it, you’re on the naughty list.

Does he still have a VCR? And is it always blinking: “12:00?” If so, you may have a problem.