Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 15, 2020

Look out! GROG might be close by to yell at you! ;)

Wow, it looks like somebody has a really BAD slice !

The combined effects of a slice, a ricochet and serious winds. Played on a windy course on the Canary Islands once. It was a lot like this.

This is why we have mini golf. Because making a real sized golf coarse with Pirate Ships, Volcano’s and Dinosaur’s would lead to lost park goers.

Is a golf ball really worth all that trouble?

At least it didn’t end up in the volcano.

If that is the King’s ball, does he use a belly-club? I say that because he seems to be all belly or all nose.

Golf again? Aaaugh!

He moved it. Now he has to take a penalty stroke, no?

if it goes right it is a slice if it goes left it is a hook if it goes straight it is a miracle praise the Lord

It is the way I hit a Ball !

Question is, did they find it within three minutes? :D

Now that’s a ROUGH to be proud of.

Holy crap! He shanked all the way to Mordor. I didn’t know Id was so close to Middle Earth. I suppose Rodney will be okay since he took the wizard all the way in with him.

It’s not a sport at all. It’s a game. A frustrating game.

Only time I hook is when there’s a water hazard on my left.

I used to play what I called “Star Trek” golf. I would “bravely go where no man had gone before!”

Golf is not boring in Id!

“If you don’t have to run, it’s not a sport” — John McEnroe

Similar to Jordan Spieth’s shot at the British Open.

What is Wiz looking at in panel 6?

Ooh oooh Adventure poker. Lose a hand…get tased

I played once and by the 7th hole, I had lost all my golf balls and my caddie couldn’t find any of them. I said “You must be the worst caddie in the world.” He said “No, Sir, that would be too much of coincidence.”

Are you sure he is not playing golf on Minecraft?

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain

And so close to the hole…

There are very few sports in which so many participate that are so bad at it.

I didn’t know they invented glass that long ago.

Looks like both entered into BC era while playing golf.

“I WOULDN’T HAVE CALLED GOLF AN ADVENTURE SPORT, BUT HERE WE ARE…”

(imagines a “thought balloon” for this dialogue in the cartoon)