Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2020

What’s the difference? The stores get thrashed either way!

No, no. They’re peaceful protesters!

They’re going for that new “five-finger discount” program I see.

A good reality check

On Black Friday, it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between the rioters, looters, and shoppers. It almost makes me think they should have team jackets, so the cops know which groups to arrest.

Antifa

All Lives Matter

Sometimes hard to tell the difference!

Must be Portland.

I’m surprised no one’s been offended by calling it Black Friday yet!

@Jim2g: Tell me where I can send a check to support ANTIFA.

What they need are shopping carts.

Send the bill for cleanup and stolen goods to BLM. They can afford it since none of their money goes to helping anyone anyway!

Defund the constables.

Used to be, on the day after Thanksgiving, Mom and I would go to a little mall north of Rockford. It would be pretty empty and we’d enjoy a quiet day shopping. I just skip all the black friday panic. Maybe I’ll go hiking this afternoon.

And looters pale in comparison to a hardcore black Friday shopper with years of experience.

Hard to tell the difference nowadays…..

Sooo….! Id is really Seattle, in the people’s republic of Washington State.

That’s an amazing generalization. Similar to the academic achievements of Trump supporters.

I’m sorry to say I found humor in today’s strip.

In Portland, we call them protesters.

I’m starting a rumor:

Biden will take his oath of office with his left hand on Mao’s Little Red Book.

Not a rumor: Biden and Pelosi said the Pledge of Alleigence, twice, and did not say “Under God” either time.

What’s the difference?

According to one political party and several major news agencies, they are NOT looters, anarchists, pyromaniacs, public property defaces, statue wreckers, etc. – they are just peaceful protesters…Right…

Fiery but “mostly peaceful” protesters: get the narrative right or you’ll be cancelled and burned out next. Remember, it’s all about acceptance, cooperation and groupthink. Or else.

I read the first comment then fell into a big black hole. Can’t people get along during these trying times? The strip today is a sad commentary on human greed.

see my comment on Strange Brew.

Another day in Portland.