Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 22, 2020

On the phone : “Hello, dear. Guess what ? Thanksgiving dinner just walked into the office”.

LOL

Wouldn’t a peacock be easier?

The beak job alone will take two months.

Sorry, fella. You’re a real turkey. I only do plastic ones.

Ben Franklin once decided that the turkey should be the national bird instead of the bald eagle.

Everyone would just think he was a butterbald.

Even with a nose job you will still not be able to soar with the eagles… that tail is like a drag parachute.

Mr. Summers: Good one!

Nice try….

If I were a turkey I would not trust that I would awaken from any surgery this time of year.

Now could be a good time to visit the White House. Usually is about this time. Could be your best chance for a lifetime pardon.

Sure – we’re going to have to put you out first. Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing…drool, drool…