Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
stillfickled Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s not nice to point.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 4 years ago
No.
That beastie is posing for Play Wolf Magazine.
wiatr about 4 years ago
I know which one would be the hunt-er and which would be the hunt-ed.
Enter.Name.Here about 4 years ago
He has his eye on those huge thigh bones.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Prey you could hunt… but… is it wise to tempt Fate?
Farside99 about 4 years ago
We’re gonna need a bigger wolf.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just be careful if Wolf starts pointing at you!
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
When optimism exceeds ability….
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
Reminds me of another joke…
Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Ummmm I am not hungry all of a sudden…
Geophyzz about 4 years ago
Maybe that’s why the mammals didn’t get going until the dinosaurs were gone.
Chris about 4 years ago
hunt or hunted?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Discretion is, indeed, the better part of valor.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Let us go gathering …
Prey about 4 years ago
I heard the breed Pointer has been replaced by the Emailer!
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Not worth having to floss for I guess.
Durak Premium Member about 4 years ago
“I found him boss! The rest is up to you!”
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Point well taken, wolf.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Does it taste like chicken?
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Ah Wolfie, you need to lower your expectations.
paranormal about 4 years ago
Wolf is getting a little near-sighted…