Herman by Jim Unger for December 12, 2020

What about an external mailbox , ma-am ?

The word is out to FedEx here. Packages arrive over the fence…..

That is actually very clever considering the alternative. :D

any decent dog would have shredded those letters by now.

Works for me.

Brilliant idea!

I see a bright future for him at UPS or FedEx.

and how to drink…….

Your mail carrier doesn’t have to take any risk of injury. If they can’t get to your mailbox safely, they don’t have to deliver at all.

Actually, I don’t blame him for doing that. I would, too!

Not to mention the huge piles of dook…

That carrier puts the post in postal.

No. It’s taught by the school of life….

Does she like being called a ‘big dog’?

my dogs love the postal person and UPS and the Amazon driver

I don’t see a mail box. My area has mail boxes by the street.

No, but the Postal survival school, yes.

Yes.

Starting tomorrow, just throw her letters over the fence. Extra points if they land in a big pile of crap.

As a mail carrier I once put the people’s mail in the open mouth of a charging doberman that came out of a gate to the back yard left open. A man came running out of the house as I backed out and asked, “are you alright”? I said as I went “your dog has your mail”.

Looks like good thinking to me.