Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 26, 2020

To melt is snowman. To steam is sublime.

He still needs to increase the arm curls.

Gawd, I’m envious.

He may want to go work on his arms, and stick with it..

Ralph got the best comment. Hey, Dave, knock it off and leave some for the rest of us to come up with.

Frosty was a very brave soul, but they scooped him up from the sauna floor…..

A few minutes in the sauna, then back out to the cold for those chiseled, ice-hard abs.

You mean – you can lose more weight in there than by using one of those vibrating exercise belt machines?

It just melts right off, but you have to watch yourself.

See you next year, you can marry us then.

Dang. Two days ago I could’ve commented ‘Sauna Claus?’.

Let’s see you walk out!

OK as long as the sauna temp is lower than 32 degrees F or 0 degrees C.