Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2020

Instead of counting steps, it measures the tightness of the belt.

I’m guessing that’s a menu he’s reading.

Does it have a timeout for bathroom breaks?

Cliff, the Sitbit nitwit misfit.

Oh. I thought Buzz Lightyear was calling.

Guess that lets us know what they call the one for sitting on the toilet.

Pam’s hands haven’t moved.

That’s creepy.

Where can I buy one?

I need one for those sudden moments of awareness that things have gone awry. You know, the Oh****Bit!

Lazy people: 8 hours?? Pfft, amateur

So, what do they call the one that monitors your time on the throne? Nevermind…:P

Fattbuttbit.

It’s important to set realistic goals for oneself.

LOL, that would be me since COVID-19 hit. I rarely go out of my apartment – don’t even walk the halls in the building because half the people in here either don’t wear masks or wear them wrong (nose not covered) in spite of signs everywhere & being told repeatedly. I’ve never been so out of shape! 8-\ I think my Xmas gift to myself this year will be an exercise bike – but not till after the holidays; I don’t want to brave crowds or add to the delivery services’ already impossible task!

My FitBit only keeps track of my tantrums.

say that three times fast

That goes along with you title of Chief Slacker.

You should see my LoungeBit..

I have ClickBit. It counts how many times I click a mouse button.

Now we know Cliff’s secret. He needs some technical help to be slothful and useless.

Has he been reading that same page for 8 straight hours too?

Easy if you fall asleep.

At first I thought it read as "sh*tbit. :-)

Wait! Is Cliff READING?

No. That’s still sitting. Maybe.