B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 16, 2020

And he looks at You and sees turtle soup with pheasant as an appetizer.

What a croc!

Better double count your teeth! I don’t think you qualify.

I doubt the croc is thinking “That’s me with a shell”.

More like: “I love those things, crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.And this one has a cherry on top.”

It’s a good thing this is a comic. The turtle can change the rules, If the Croc. gives him time.

And when I was in middle school, I use to think I could land a woman like Carmen Electra.

And in your mirror.

“There’s good eating in one of those.” ~ Small gods ~ Terry Pratchett

Don’t get yourself into a soup, John.

The Charles Atlas course with dynamic tension can turn you into a beast of a man!

In just seven days,

I can make you a man.

They say dream big.

“Yeah, just keep telling yourself that!”

Now that’s funny.

If he were a snapping turtle, you wouldn’t be laughing!

A bootless pronouncement. Not to mention toothless.

Uh, John, we’ve seen you without your shell.

It’s fun to have illusions of grandiose

As John imagines himself in his dreams. Buffed and tough.

I still have my Charles Atlas documents I bought in 1964 and it helps one get fit. If one follows the instructions, it is an inexpensive way to get fit without going to a gym.

We all fantasize……

Yes, Dr. Moreau…four legs good, two legs bad…

Yep, Darwin works his wonders in mysterious ways.

haha, i remember those comic book ads. the only one i fell for was – the little device that will enable you to see through solid objects. – they didnt exactly lie, for i think 50 cents or somthing you got one of those little round peep holes for doors.

I’ll bet you could. in only seven seconds.

If you were out of your shell you’d be IN him, digesting.

Without his shell, he’s just a homeless snack.

The other fellow would be no better off without the hardened hide.